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[img description: various marvel superheroes awkwardly covering their boners in deference of white jesus, who is currently demonstrating the size of the fish he caught the weekend prior]
THIS MAN… THIS MESSIAH!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ouortXia1qazdhko1_500.jpg)
[img description: various marvel superheroes awkwardly covering their boners in deference of white jesus, who is currently demonstrating the size of the fish he caught the weekend prior]
THIS MAN… THIS MESSIAH!
Appropriate.
Here’s 1,500+ words on why The Avengers is awesome:
8 Reasons Why The Avengers Is The Greatest Comic Book Movie So Far
The Incredible Hulk throws a bear… you just can’t see quality shit like that on TV anymore
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Gassed up last night at Petron and it turns out they have a promo for The Avengers tumblers. I got Thor and the Hulk. Iron Man and Captain America will be available next week. This is the first time in history I’m looking forward to gassing up again.
FYI, THOR CAN ACTUALLY THROW MJOLNIR! After you raise his right arm and push a button on his back.
EDIT: Turns out when the gas guy told me Cap and Iron Man will be available next week, he was only talking about their station. Those two tumblers are already available now.
10 MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS WALLPAPERS FOR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DESKTOPS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
….. I got nothin’.
