Followed.

Supes: I’m telling you, B. That garbage can is giving me that look! So rude, especially for a garbage can. There! Did you see it?! What’s his problem?! Pssh.

Bats: All right, S. I’m driving you home. No more kryptonite beer for this guy.

Supes: I love you, man. Sheerioushly.

Bats: Hrrn.

Looks like someone’s going to have a super hangover tomorrow. Be careful, B. S throws up lava when he’s wasted. It’s going to be one dark night.

xoxo Gotham Gossip Guy

I watched all 13 episodes of the second season of The Spectacular Spider-Man last night. The theme song has been playing in my head since I woke up this morning. Dammit.

I wanted to write a review but everything I said about the first season still holds true so, yeah. Also, I’m lazy. I just want to add that it’s an awesome animated teen dramedy action-adventure show with sprinkles of early Smallville and a hint of Gossip Girl. I am not kidding.