Purveyor of Villainy

Notes: 5 / 5 months ago

You did it again, God. You let it pour when I was outside but as soon as I got inside, you were like "Well that's enough rain for now." Ass.

Notes: 11 / 5 months ago from nitchababes (originally from effffffy)

nitchababes:

heysilly:

(via effffffy)

gorgeous <3

She’s even more gorgeous without the excessive eye makeup! ♥

She sorta looks like you, Nicia. lulz

Notes: 12 / 5 months ago from zombiesvaderandthings-deactivat (originally from sllambe-deactivated20090902)

zombiesvaderandthings:

sllambe:

Laser Bear!

sometimes you have to break the mold to share something awesome.

This gives me the happies.

Notes: 11 / 5 months ago from heyrandei

rndy:

Come to think of it, Slinkies is very much a boring toy, but the kids of our generation were suckers for it. Are these things still around?

I for one spent countless hours of fun playing with this shit. It always involved breaking stuff because I pretended I was Spidey and this was my webbing.

Notes: 6 / 5 months ago

‘Sup, guys? Colonel Herzog here. I implore you to watch Dead Snow because, to quote Baddie who watched it last night, “IT’S FRICKIN’ AWESOME!”

In this movie, Nazi zombies (that’s us! *giggles*) terrorize a bunch of disposable medical students during their ski vacation. Those meddling kids messed with our shiny treasures so we messed up their intestines. It doesn’t make sense to you, but that’s how we Nazi zombies roll.

This movie is a very satisfying clusterfuck of old school horror and new school gore. It’s funny. It’s disgusting. The plot is irrelevant. Just the way that fool Baddie likes it. Ein! Zwei! Die!

Notes: 8 / 5 months ago

Hulk sad. :(

Notes: 4 / 5 months ago

I chose a quiet movie/coffee night over 2 parties with beer for later. Turns out I chose too soon. Hulk sad.

Notes: 4 / 5 months ago from hilarion (originally from baddie)

I chose a quiet movie/coffee night over 2 parties with beer for later. Turns out I chose too soon. Hulk sad.

hilarion:

(via baddie)

Can’t you tell them you changed your mind?

I already made plans to get shitfaced tomorrow since I was thinking I’d be chillin’ like a villain tonight. Also, I’m already in an antisocial mood. I might just see that wizard movie alone tonight. And this makes me a little less sad. Thanks, man! You’re awesome!

Notes: 1 / 5 months ago

If you’ll take a peek into my daydreams, you’d see someone like Doc Dinosaur: The Dinosaur in A Jetpack.

Notes: 11 / 5 months ago from mygoodriddance

mygoodriddance:

It just crossed my mind after hearing…would you like to try wengweng? (@ Pier one)

Ah, Weng Weng. You, with your awesome little gun and your awesome karate skillz, used to rock my face SO HARD. I miss you.

Notes: 3 / 5 months ago

I respectfully nominate Bob for the Father of the Year award because he’s awesome.

Notes: 2 / 5 months ago

ATTENTION TIGERS: DON’T FUCK WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA OR HE’LL STRAIGHT UP BREAK YOUR NECK.

Notes: 4 / 5 months ago

From the depths they rise! The Anti-Zombie Apocalypse Superteam of Awesome! It’s just like the Second Coming of Jesus but more rad!

Yeah. I’m daydreaming again.

Notes: 6 / 5 months ago

Mr. Weatherbee. So classy.

Notes: 12 / 5 months ago

Fixed hilarion’s post.

Notes: 7 / 5 months ago

I want to hurt them so bad.

Notes: 2 / 5 months ago

On the contrary, I’d say this is full of WIN.

Notes: 2 / 5 months ago

This speaks to me.

Notes: 3 / 5 months ago

Cardboard Tube Fighting League

Two or so questions:

Is there a chapter in the Philippines?
If there is, how can I join? If there is none, why haven’t we started one yet?!

Notes: 4 / 5 months ago

You know what I want to try next time the weather decides to be extremely hot? Bake cookies. IN MY CAR.

Click the image to find out how you can bake chocolate chip cookies in your car.

Notes: 13 / 5 months ago

I’m kidding, ladies. HahahahOR AM I?! *dun dun dunnnn*

You did it again, God. You let it pour when I was outside but as soon as I got inside, you were like "Well that's enough rain for now." Ass.

I chose a quiet movie/coffee night over 2 parties with beer for later. Turns out I chose too soon. Hulk sad.

I chose a quiet movie/coffee night over 2 parties with beer for later. Turns out I chose too soon. Hulk sad.

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