Purveyor of Villainy

Notes: 2 / 4 months ago

Got shitfaced last night but still early for work (for the first time since FOREVER). High five, self!

Notes: 9 / 4 months ago from medicated

medicated:

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I need to reblog this.

Notes: 9 / 4 months ago from nansan (originally from dementia)

nansan:

This gave me a visceral LOL.

dementia:

ROFL

Cat Science is awesome.

Notes: 2 / 4 months ago from nitchababes

(via nitchababes)

I’d gladly serve a life sentence with Poison.

Tagged:
poison ivy

Notes: 10 / 4 months ago from bugsygarcia

bugsygarcia:

Granger!

Beri naiz. Hau mats?

Notes: 1 / 4 months ago

A vote for me is a vote for your babies.

IMPORTANT: @pimplepopper, @mikevillar & @hilarion eat babies! So vote for me. Your babies are safe with @baddie.

Notes: 1 / 4 months ago from nitchababes

Today will be a good day.

nitchababes:

Aaand I have around 10 draft Poison Ivy posts which I will publish when I have nothing else to post. Haha

Excellent. I ran out of draft Poison Ivy posts yesterday. Now it’s my turn to reblog yours. lulz

Notes: 4 / 4 months ago from nitchababes

(via nitchababes)

I really can’t stay… Baby it’s cold outside
I’ve got to go away… Baby it’s cold outside
This evening has been… Been hoping that you’d drop in
So very nice… I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice

Tagged:
poison ivy

Notes: 7 / 4 months ago

Taxes make me want to punch my own face until my face begs me to stop.

Notes: 120 / 4 months ago from mygoodriddance (originally from anthonymichaelrojas)

mygoodriddance:

eatyourdinner:

(via anthonymichaelrojas)

waahahaha…Containing Baby, WINNER!

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU LIFT A BABY?! I’ve been living in a world of lies.

Notes: 8 / 4 months ago from hilarion

So I'm included in this Tweeter Wall Mr. Philippines thing.

hilarion:

I’m not asking for much, just keep me ahead of Tim Yap plz. Also, vote for baddie, mikevillar, marcodelatorre and pimplepopper too.

Forget these mofos. I heard they’re satanists. Vote for me, @baddie.

Choose @baddie, choose Hope.

Notes: 8 / 4 months ago from hilarion (originally from hilarion)

So I'm included in this Tweeter Wall Mr. Philippines thing.

hilarion:

baddie:

hilarion:

I’m not asking for much, just keep me ahead of Tim Yap plz. Also, vote for baddie, mikevillar, marcodelatorre and pimplepopper too.

Forget these mofos. I heard they’re satanists. Vote for me, @baddie.

Choose @baddie, choose Hope.

Bbbuuut I vote for you every time I refresh! ANG DAMOT!

OK, so maybe I’ll vote for you guys once.

IMPORTANT NOTE: @hilarion, @mikevillar, @pimplepopper, @mlq3 and @bakla hate your mom. I don’t. Vote for me.

Notes: 7 / 4 months ago

You know what to do.

Notes: 17 / 4 months ago from theblast (originally from swisserswatter)

eagle4:

swisserswatter:

HAHAHAHA

Superman, you insensitive prick

Somebody’s gonna get punched in the face with brass knuckles made of Kryptonite.

Notes: 3 / 4 months ago

Now I’m just being a dick.

Notes: 2 / 4 months ago from bakla

Shameless Plug: Vote For Me!

bakla:

Dear friends,

Greetings of peace and love in the time of cholera and swine flu!

There’s this ongoing online popularity contest (which has become quite controversial for the ladies…) for the “Best” Twitter People. Apparently, someone nominated me and now I’m up to about 70 votes. I nee d to beat so many people to be the number one! (My twitter username is bakla)

It is in this regard that I implore your good hearts to please support me and help me win this thing! I understand that it is a very silly endeavor but I really do want to win. I need more votes (unless you want Tim Yap to win this thing – not that there’s anything wrong with him winning) so I can say that a gay man won Mr. Twitter Philippines!

You can vote for me and some of my friends too (fine!) here.

Love,

Bakla.
(At sa huli’y isang dumadagundong na CHAROT!)