1. Notes: 5 / 5 months ago  from derangedwriter
    Vote for Helga as Ms. Twitter Philippines!

    (via derangedwriter)

    I may hate her because she kicks my chair every chance she gets, but yeah. Vote for her. In return, you get NOTHING!

    She’s @helgatheweber, BTW. Duh.

  2. Notes: 1 / 5 months ago 
    Hey, kids! It’s Terrorize Twitter Tuesday!

    Hey, kids! It’s Terrorize Twitter Tuesday!

     
  3. Notes: 17 / 5 months ago  from planetearthisblue (originally from fuckyeahjormataccone)
    yourfaceisamess: (via fuckyeahjormataccone) We’re not gonna sit in silence… we’re not gonna live in fear wooaaaahhhh. I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

    yourfaceisamess:

    (via fuckyeahjormataccone)

    We’re not gonna sit in silence… we’re not gonna live in fear wooaaaahhhh.

    I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

     
  4. Notes: 6 / 5 months ago 
    "Ako magtatanong sa lahat ng mga singer na Filipino. Bakit puro banyaga ang kinakanta ninyo? Iyan ang tanong ko. Hindi iyong tinatanong niyo sa akin kung bakit ko kayo tinatawag na unggoy. Kayo ang nagpatawag na unggoy dahil gaya-gaya kayo."
    - Ka Freddie Aguilar
  5. Notes: 2 / 5 months ago 
    Portman as Jane Foster, eh? So I’m guessing the Thor movie will be set on Earth and Asgard. I was hoping for an all-Asgard Lord of the Rings-esque film, but whatevs.

    Portman as Jane Foster, eh? So I’m guessing the Thor movie will be set on Earth and Asgard. I was hoping for an all-Asgard Lord of the Rings-esque film, but whatevs.

     
  6. Notes: 5 / 5 months ago  from meemingmae (originally from derangedwriter)
    Vote for Helga as Ms. Twitter Philippines!

    meemingmae:

    baddie:

    (via derangedwriter)

    I may hate her because she kicks my chair every chance she gets, but yeah. Vote for her. In return, you get NOTHING!

    She’s @helgatheweber, BTW. Duh.

    Anong wala, magbibigay daw siya ng isang pack ng pancit canton kada 3 vote!

    Kasinungalingan! Madamot kaya yung babaeng yun.

  7. Notes: 6 / 5 months ago 
    Konti na lang, mapapanis ni si divasoria! lulz

    Konti na lang, mapapanis ni si divasoria! lulz

     
  8. Notes: 1 / 5 months ago 
    Swedish warning sign for getting squeezed by a trash bin on an elevator or part of the storyboard for a Final Destination movie? U DECIDE!

    Swedish warning sign for getting squeezed by a trash bin on an elevator or part of the storyboard for a Final Destination movie? U DECIDE!

     
  9. Notes: 4 / 5 months ago 
    BAM! TweeterWall: SRS BIZNEZ.

    BAM!

    TweeterWall: SRS BIZNEZ.

     
  10. Notes: 6 / 5 months ago 
    Pussy all over a cock. What.

    Pussy all over a cock. What.

     
  11. Notes: 3 / 5 months ago 
    A vote for Helga is a vote for Freedom.

    IT IS OF PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE THAT YOU VOTE FOR @helgatheweber. THE WORLD IS AT STAKE. NO JOKE. THAT’S WHY THIS IS IN ALL CAPS.

  12. Notes: 6 / 5 months ago 
    OMG ZIPPER PIRANHA!

    OMG ZIPPER PIRANHA!

     
  13. Notes: 4 / 5 months ago 
    I believe in Helga Weber. A vote for @helgatheweber is a vote for The Future.

    I believe in Helga Weber.

    A vote for @helgatheweber is a vote for The Future.

     
  14. Notes: 6 / 5 months ago  from nansan
    nansan: mani-aling D remix MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    nansan:

    mani-aling D remix

    MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

     
  15. 5 months ago 

    Good news: Chowking Emerald Av is now open. YAY!

    Bad news: Service EPIC FAIL.

    But it’s their soft opening so I’ll cut them some slack.

  16. Notes: 2 / 5 months ago 
    Internet popularity contests: SRZ BIZNEZ.

    Internet popularity contests: SRZ BIZNEZ.

     
  17. Notes: 2 / 5 months ago 
    Cool story, bro.

    I give you the gift of snark. Use it well, children. Use it well.

  18. 5 months ago 

    He saved the best for last. Zombies, man. Zombies.

    A to Z of Awesomeness letters X, Y and Z.

  19. 5 months ago 

    I now have the urge to reply to all Twitter, Plurk and Facebook Status updates with "Cool story, bro/sis."

  20. 5 months ago 
    It’s true. See, he’s so fat, he has his own gravitational pull. *ba-da-bish!*

    It’s true. See, he’s so fat, he has his own gravitational pull. *ba-da-bish!*

     
  21. Notes: 2 / 5 months ago 
    My Twitter dickery on the first page search results for “BIR Form 2307”. Son of a bitch.

    My Twitter dickery on the first page search results for “BIR Form 2307”. Son of a bitch.

     
  22. Notes: 5 / 5 months ago 
    All I want for Christmas is Poison’s kiss.

    All I want for Christmas is Poison’s kiss.

     
  23. Notes: 3 / 5 months ago 
     
  24. Notes: 9 / 5 months ago 
    College? Not necessary. FOR WOMEN. I hope to all that is holy that this chick is a satirist.

    College? Not necessary. FOR WOMEN.

    I hope to all that is holy that this chick is a satirist.

     
  25. Notes: 2 / 5 months ago 
    Start ‘em early, that’s what I always say.

    Start ‘em early, that’s what I always say.

     
  26. 5 months ago 
    Look at this fucking sax player. He’s rocking out with his cock out.

    Look at this fucking sax player. He’s rocking out with his cock out.

     
  27. Notes: 7 / 5 months ago 
    You wouldn’t wanna know.

    You wouldn’t wanna know.

     
  28. Notes: 2 / 5 months ago 
     
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